Excerpt from "A Nation of Scorn (And Porn)"...


And the French. What about the French? Well, first, their King was addicted to sex. This might not sound extraordinary, but this dude had a serious problem. The baguette, one of France’s most beloved staples, was in reality first “used” in the Royal Bedroom rather than the Royal Dining Hall. It was only after the god-awful, marathon fact that the King discovered the joy of inserting the baked bread into the mouth.

There’s more.

The Napoleonic Wars were a direct result of this…addiction.

According to sources close to the source, the story goes that the King, having binged for 80 straight hours on a monster cocktail of wine, ephedra, ibogaine and chocolate, went through 443 women and 279 men like a modern-day Raging Bull. After hallucinating that his penis was a Japanese Samurai, destined to sepaku, the King became the first & last person ever to bite his own head off. Rumor has it that one of these 443 women gave birth to Napoleon Bonaparte.